bifrostedflake:

queenofspies:

achiille:

msmori:

copperbadge:

persian-slipper:

alexielthegreat:

@copperbadge, I feel like there’s a story about Steve promoting safe sex in this…

Oh but see now I’m picturing a whole series of cheesy Avengers safe sex PSAs.

Tony: I may be a playboy, but I know when to wear armor.

Natasha: There’s a time and place for stealth. The bedroom isn’t it. (Alternately: “Safety is easy. If he won’t wear a condom, kill him.”) 

Clint: Protection is important, on and off the range. 

Thor: It’s what a god would do. 

Bruce: Do it for science. Wear it for safety.

Sam: Your best wingman is the one in your pocket.

THESE. Great.

#James: just wear the fucking condom

(Alternate:)