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Hollywood guide to the Middle Ages :
- peasants : a dirt bath is probably part of their daily routine
- young noblewomen : just a few coats of foundation, eyeliner and lip gloss (add an aesthetic streak of dirt and strategic tear in clothes if she is a damsel in distress)

Saw Suicide Squad and liked it. Yep, it had its flaws, but still fun to watch… could have been a bit longer, and things could have been shuffled around a bit, but on the whole I really enjoyed it (no thanks to the people doing live commentary and singing along to the music). 

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#when action movie heroes look at the badass leading ladies with heart eyes#this is my aesthetic

This was the beginning for me

This was the first time I realized I had an aesthetic, before I knew what the word meant.

Beautiful, brightly-colored futures no matter how dystopian the government.  Art and culture and music and fashion and joy as a sub plot, with aliens that are eight flavors of weird but recognizably human, with the same kind of love and dedication and all new kinds of beauty to discover.  

Technology that is both breathtakingly futuristic and endlessly recognizable, that fails in a recognizable way.  Bureaucracy without Kafka. 

Angry action heroes who claim to have no fucks and no skills, secretly filled with care and kindness and ambition and cleverness and talent, who break out of their stock-still inertia to help a beautiful stranger save the world.

A gorgeous woman, surprisingly less sexualized than you’d think for all the nudity, smarter and kinder and faster and gentler and better than everyone else in the movie.

The pinnacle of masculinity being a fast-talking black man who covers himself in elaborate hairstyles and beautiful flowers and extreme outfits, clearly cultured and an unquestionable good-guy despite all the queer coding, someone who loves his job and dedicates himself to it entirely, who has friends and who doesn’t put on a fake persona on the air.

The funny bits are funny, not gallows humor but delightful giggly silly funny and quotable, endlessly, in contexts that are not at all grim. And the dramatic bits are glorious.  And the good guys win.

This is why I loved Jupiter Ascending.  This is why I adore Pacific Rim.  This is why I stan for comic books that’ve forgotten about Watchmen.  This is the definition of formatlive, y’all.  If you don’t understand this movie, you don’t understand me.

yes

Yes

YES

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Movie Marathon

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Harry Potter

   Time- 19 hrs. and 40 mins

      Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone

      Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

      Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

      Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

      Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

      Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

      Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part One

      Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part Two

    Recipes 

        Butterbeer

        Chocolate frogs 

        Pumpkin Pasties

        Treacle Tart

        Pumpkin Juice

        Florean Fortescue Butterbeer Ice Cream 

 Marvel

  Time- 29 hr

      Iron Man

      The Incredible Hulk

      Iron Man 2     

      Thor

      Captain America: The First Avenger

      The Avengers

      Iron Man 3

      Thor: The Dark World

      Captain America: The Winter Solider

      Guardians of the Galaxy

     Avengers: Age of Ultron      

Recipes

        Iron Man Drink

        Hulk Drink

        Captain America Drink

        Chicken Shwarma 

        Captain America Shield Cookies

        Hulk Cake Pops

        Tony Stark Drink

        Black Widow Popcorn

        Groot Cupcakes

        Gamora Cupcakes

        Thor Cupcakes

Star Wars

Time- 13 hrs and 12 mins

      Star Wars Episode I- The Phantom Menac

      Star Wars Episode II- Attack of the Clones 

      Star Wars Episode III- Revenge of the Sith

      Star Wars Episode IV- A New Hope

      Star Wars Episode V- The Empire Strikes Back

      Star Wars Episode VI- Return of the Jedi

Recipes

        Lightsaber Pretzels 

        Princess Leia Cupcakes

        Severed Wampa Arm Cake

        Peanut Butter Carbonite Bars

        Death Star Oreo Truffles

        Star Wars Macarons

        BB-8 Cupcakes

Lord of the Rings

Time- 19 hrs and  39 mins

       Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey

      The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug

      The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies

      The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

      The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

      The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King

Recipes

        Lembas Bread

        Seed Cake

        A Whole List of Recipes

        Beorn’s Honey Cake

Pirates of the Caribbean

Time- 9 hrs and 58 mins

      Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl

      Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest

      Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End

      Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides

Recipes

        Rum Chocolate Cake

        Port Royal Punch

        Pirate’s Ale

Indiana Jones

Time- 8 hrs and 2 mins

      Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark

      Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

      Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

      Indiana Jones and the Kingdon of the Crystal Skull

Recipes

        Pull Apart Monkey Brains

        Mummy Cookies

Jurassic Park

Time- 7 hrs and 53 mins

      Jurassic Park

      The Lost World: Jurassic Park

      Jurassic Park III

      Jurassic World

Recipes

        Amber Treats

        Dinosaur Eggs

        Dinosaur Claws


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HELL. FUCKIN. YES.

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“ “The Fall
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Filmed piecemeal over four years and across at least twenty countries, funded in great part (millions of dollars great) by the director himself, The Fall is perhaps the definition of a passion project. It’s...

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The Fall

Filmed piecemeal over four years and across at least twenty countries, funded in great part (millions of dollars great) by the director himself, The Fall is perhaps the definition of a passion project. It’s unwieldy, strange, jumbled, and, despite its epic scale, intensely personal, so if you can’t get on its wavelength it must seem mighty insufferable. But if you’re ready for it, if you can find yourself inside the film, its story is not only a powerful and moving depiction of how storytelling, and in particular, filmmaking, can save a person’s life, but a grand vision of how the world is, and how it should be. Visually spectacular (not a single landscape computer generated, so says Singh), it plays to Singh’s strength in imagery, letting it overtake the storytelling when words become too small to say what he needs them to say. In the end, its these images that express the goal that Singh was aiming for; to make the personal a dialogue, to invite the audience into something that can become their’s as well. When Catinca Untaru, playing a little girl enveloped by bed-ridden actor Lee Pace’s story, asks him why he’s killing all the heroes in the fantasy, Pace responds, “It’s my story.” He’s the self-indulgent filmmaker. But then she responds, “It’s my story too,” and we understand. There is no other movie like it.