It just happened and I blame boredom.
It may or may not be a good idea to put these people in the same room together… it may well result in everyone trying to manipulate everyone else, and will probably end in a long and heated discussion on the benefits of long robes and high, stiff collars … in any case you should probably grab some popcorn.
Yep, you guessed it, boredom has kicked in (doors, wardrobes, you name it…).
Watching The Bodyguard with a friend who had never seen the movie resulted in a discussion about how there could be a remake with Lady Gaga as the Rachel Marron character and Idris Elba as the bodyguard. We have reached the point where we’re trying to decide which Lady-Gaga songs should be included and at which point in the plot… this may just have gotten out of hand…
I like to think that the Game of Thrones characters that have already died stick around ‘Stardust-style’, bickering, commenting on what’s happening in the world of the living, appreciating and rating spectacular deaths, and generally saying stuff like: “Nice swing !”, “Shut up, Joffrey”, “Jolly good show !”, “Behind yo- … ah damnit !” or “What the hell did my family ever do to you, George ?!”.
If Jack the Ripper’s on the loose
Or the wrong man faces the noose
We know we can rely upon
The men of H-Division
Don’t want stars eating private parts
While wearing hats and leotards
Taking a swim in Koala Sh*t
We just don’t know what to make of it
All we ever want to see :
More of your quality TV
You have the viewers that you need
To keep our dear Inspector Reid
And the boys of H-Division
Employed for one more season
You can’t just go and axe them
The morgue’s the place for Jackson
I know Drake will put up a fight
We want more of D.C. Flight
Will he sink or will he swim ?
Will Shine get what’s coming to him ?
Are fans not a good reason
To produce another season
Is it all about amount ?
Does quality no longer count ?
I know my rhymes are a dismay
I really just came here to say
“Please, please, please dear BBC
Don’t take my Ripper Street from me.”
Finally figured out whom Lancel Lannister reminded me of all this time … I need a break.