mysticsuggestion:

toastysuggestions:

optimist-suggestion:

crushsuggestions:

crushsuggestions:

i don’t?? besides:

• are you dark matter? because you’re indescribable.
• are you a blue super giant? because you’re extremely hot and incredibly bright
  

(does anybody have any other ones??? ‘i’m going to destroy uranus is immediately disqualified’ ‘:D)

ARE YOU AN A1 CATEGORY SUPERNOVA CAUSE YOU’RE EXPLOSIVE

ARE YOU A TERRESTRIAL PLANET IN THE GOLDILOCKS ZONE OF A YELLOW K CATEGORY STAR CAUSE YOU’RE FULL OF LIFE

ARE YOU THE THEORETICAL LIMIT OF POSSIBLE HUMAN GALACTIC OBSERVATION CAUSE YOU’RE FAR OUT

ARE YOU EARTH’S MOON LUNA CAUSE I’M GLAD YOU’RE IN MY ORBIT

ARE YOU JUPITER’S MOON CALLISTO CAUSE YOU SHINE

ARE YOU A QUASAR CAUSE YOU OUTSHINE GALAXIES

ARE YOU A PLANETARY ALIGNMENT CAUSE YOU’RE A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EVENT

IT’S LIKE I’M AN IMPATIENT ASTROPHYSICIST AND YOU’RE THE AGE OF THE UNIVERSE CAUSE I WANNA DATE YOU BADLY

are you a planet because I think you’re cool. wait no shit i had this. Um, are you uh…are you the moon because I wanna kiss you. oh fuck me i did it again

Are you the North Star? Because your radience guided me here.

Why would I need to know about the solar system when my whole world revloves around you?

Are you Saturn? Because I’d love to give you a ring!