r-rhys:

Hi my name is Rhys and I have half long brown hair that i have slicked back and one brown eye and one icy blue eye like a limpid tear (it’s an ECHO eye!!!) and a lot of people tell me I look like Handsome Jack (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Jack but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a Hyperion but my mind is straight and clean haha. I have pale white skin. I’m also completely straight (the posters of jack doenst mean anything!!!), and I live and work in a big space base called Helios in orbiit around Pandora. I’m a very handsome man(in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly blue, black and grey. I love the Hyperion Clothing Store and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black Hyperion vest with a blue shirt which has a hole for my totally cool robot arm (its yellow), red tie, grey pants and bullymong leather boots. I was walking around on Pandora. the sun was very hot and shone on me and i had just lost ten million dollars in a deal with a fake vault key. A lot of Pandorians stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.