Shakespeare Tragedies Renamed for the Modern tumblr Teen

liduenfell:

my-tardis-sense-is-tingling:

Titus Andronicus: “Well That Escalated Quickly” 

Romeo and Juliet: “Shut Up, You’re Like 12” 

Julius Caesar: “I Came Out Here to Run the Roman Empire and I Am Honestly Feeling So Attacked Right Now” 

Hamlet: “[AGGRESSIVELY PRETENDS TO GO INSANE AND IN THE PROCESS GOES ACTUALLY INSANE MAYBE]” 

Othello: “Othello: Is my wife cheating on me?? Iago: Bitch, she might be.” 

King Lear: “Shows Up To Realization of Commonality with Humanity and Renouncement of Titles as Identity-Definers 15 Years Late With Starbucks”

Macbeth: “Did It For the Vine” 

Antony and Cleopatra: “Much Rome. Very Egypt. Such Different. Wow.”