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I pretend to be complex and clever but in reality, nothing has ever made me laugh harder than those bad Chinese subtitles from the bootleg Lord of the Rings DVDs. Tears streaming down my face, core aching, slowly suffocating because I’m laughing too hard.
also (because one can never have too many of these)
and my personal favorite:
I somehow forgot to add my own favorite, which is this one:
I also appreciate the ones that really change the tone and suggest that the characters openly loathe each other…
“…she served none but herself…bloated and grown fat with endless brooding on her feasts, weaving webs of shadow; for all living things were her food, and her vomit darkness.”
go outside. go on an adventure. find some people living in forests. watch your friends die. come home a changed person after witnessing the horrors of war.
Elvish Bread. One small bite is enough to fill a grown man!
Minutes to Prepare: 15
Minutes to Cook: 15
Number of Servings: 10
Ingredients
• 2 ½ cups of flour
• 1 tablespoon of baking powder • ¼ teaspoon of salt • 8 tablespoons of cold butter (1 stick) • 1/3 cup of brown sugar • 1 teaspoon of cinnamon • ½ teaspoon maple syrup/honey • 2/3 cup of milk/heavy cream (or more, if necessary) • ½ teaspoon of vanilla
Directions
1) Preheat oven to 220 degrees Celcius (425 degrees Fahrenheit). 2) Mix the flour, baking powder and salt into a large bowl. 3) Add the butter and mix with a fork or a pastry cutter until the mixture resembles fine granules. 4) Add the sugar and cinnamon, and mix them thoroughly into the mixture. 5) Add the milk/cream and vanilla and stir them in with a fork until a nice, thick dough forms. 6) Roll the dough out about ½ in thickness. 7) Cut out 3-inch squares and transfer the dough to a cookie sheet. 8) Criss-cross (DO NOT cut all the way) each square from corner-to-corner with a knife. 9) Bake for about 12 minutes or more (depending on the thickness of the bread) until it is set and lightly golden.
(the recipe makes about 10-12 pieces of lembas)
nutrition information is using honey, milk, and 10 pieces of lembas
An evil death has set forth the noble warrior A song shall sing the sorrowing minstrels of Meduseld That noble cousin, who always held me dear Now is held in darkness, enclosed
