furious-baratheon:

thedisreputabledog:

disease-danger-darkness-silence:

buckythirteen:

kingcheddarxvii:

Take any movie premise about a white man and make it about a grandma and it becomes twice as interesting

Iron Gran

Alright but say they fix alzheimers

and one day tony walks into his suit area and his main favorite suit is missing

and no one knows what happened to it until a few days later when a 90-something Peggy Carter is using it to kick ass in downtown LA. The media loves it; Tony is reluctantly impressed that she sweet-talked JARVIS into letting her get to the suit or maybe she’s just that badass; Steve is all sorts of confused, both romantically and situationally; Hawkeye thinks it is the best thing ever; Natasha steals one of Tony’s secondary suits because ever since she first joined SHIELD she wanted to fight shit with Peggy Carter just once; Thor is delighted and invites Sif down to watch how on Midgard even honored elder women are mighty warriors and Jane does not correct him because she thinks this is amazing; Bruce is helping Tony design a custom suit specifically tailored to the health needs of a woman in her 90′s, including posture aid because Tony wants his suit back but Bruce firmly believes that Peggy has proven she needs a suit of her own or she’s going to wreck havoc on shit; Sam is jealous that Peggy thought of it first and flies down to join the fray; Rhodey is doing damage control and calling Tony out of his mind because an ACTUAL 90-YEAR-OLD WOMAN STOLE YOUR SUIT WHAT KIND OF FUCKING SECURITY DO YOU HAVE IN THAT GODDAMN AVENGERS TOWER TONY; Darcy comes up with the burgeoning new super hero’s name -

Iron Gran.

Nick Fury watches from the comfort of his living room in Nova Scotia and is so so SO glad he’s not in charge of shit anymore. Somewhere, Phil Coulson is pounding his head into a desk.

I’m going to see AOU today but I would happily watch this movie instead. Peggy with a suit of armor in her 90′s fuckin’ shit up.

PLEEEEASE

I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED.