Some people have speculated that Captain America was thawed with a hair dryer, but we know better…

Because of Ultron’s love for Pinocchio. And because my brain is still recovering from essays. There is no other explanation. 
Captain America The Winter Soldier, Lion King Style

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AYE AYE CAPTAIN!

AYE AYE CAPTAIN!

CAP-TAIN ROG-ERS!

CAP-TAIN ROG-ERS!

CAP-TAIN ROG-ERS!

ITS BACK

YOU CANT NOT REBLOG THIS

- “ Peggy ? …You changed …”

- “Not really. Not Ever !”

(reference picture from Disney’s Return to Neverland found here)

All the Single Ladies !

( My sincerest apologies to Karima, Sylvie and Alex, but we’re not done with “Call Me Maybe” just yet )


DO I KNOW YOU MAYBE            ( Cap ; Bucky)

Cap :

You throw a punch, you fight well,
Who are you, I cannot tell ?
I’m going to give you hell
If you stand in my way

I’m a trained soldier, you’ll wish
You’d stayed well clear of all this
Come here give my fist a kiss
You should have walked away !

Your glare is holdin’
Dropped mask, face is showin’
I swear my mind is blowin’
OMG come here and HUG ME !

Bucky :

Hey, I just met you,
And you seem crazy,
You call me Bucky
Do I know you maybe ?

It’s harder to fight
When you’re all teary
My brain’s all scrambled,
Do I know you maybe ?

Hey, I just met you,
And you seem crazy,
What is a Bucky ?
Explain it maybe ?

You’re an enemy
Why won’t you fight me ?
There’s snot on your tee
D'you need a hanky ?

You look at me then you bawl
Is there someone I can call ?
This is just awkward, that’s all
I should be on my way

Damnit, son, are you for real ?
Who’s Bucky, what is the deal ?
What’s this strange tingling I feel
That tingling in my brain

Your stare is holdin’
My confusion’s showin’
Feelings overflowin’
Someone give me back my memory !

Cap :

Hey I just met you,
And you’re my buddy
I can’t believe you
Just tried to kill me !

It’s hard not to cry
When you don’t know me
And you work with Hydra
Join me maybe ?

Bucky :

Hey, I just met you
My mind’s all bleary
Think I remember
But you’re way too muscly

Plus you’re way too tall
Weren’t you tiny ?
But then you got pumped
And tried to save me …

Cap :

Before I knew you were alive
My life sucked so bad
My life sucked so bad
You were the best friend I had

Before I knew you were alive
My life sucked so bad
And you should know that
I am so, so glad !

Bucky :

Things are not like
What they told me
Need to remember
So help me maybe ?

Cap :

Yeah, let me help you :
Your nickname’s Bucky
I grew up with you
In New York city

And all the other boys
They’d try to beat me
But you’d come running
you always saved me.

Before I knew you were alive
I was just so sad,
I was just so sad,
I just felt so, so bad

Before I knew you were alive
I was just so sad
And now I’m so glad…
So come home Bucky !