The minor goddess of Things That Stick in Drawers, Anoia is praised by rattling a drawer and crying “How can it close on the damned thing but not open with it? Who bought this? Do we ever use it?” As she says, sooner or later every curse is a prayer. She also is responsible for Things Down The Backs of Sofas, and possibly also Stuck Zippers.

Ah, Terry Pratchett.