Reblogged from abschaumno1
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I love this
“you come here often?”
“DWARVEN CRAAAFTS”“hey baby did it hurt when you fell from heaven-”
“FAVOR THE BOW, EH? I’M A SWORD MAN MYSELF”
“hey let me buy you a drin-”
“LET ME GUESS: SOMEONE STOLE YOUR SWEET ROLL?”
“hey gorgeous-”
“I LIKE SHORTS! THEY’RE COMFY AND EASY TO WEAR!”