ragesyndrome

i always forget that vampires do exist in the harry potter universe and its like?? voldemort i thought u wanted to be immortal why fuck with horcruxes u couldve just been a vampire??

ragesyndrome

my theory is that voldemort just really really likes garlic

ktae

i know this is a joke post but u can kill a vampire with a wooden stake which is a thing that most wizards have on them at all times

eggcats

you can kill a wizard with that same wooden stake in the exact same way if you’re not a coward

wancemcwain

hermione, ron, ginny and harry respectively

darkbookworm13

LOL

Lots of things could kill a wizard though… A curse, Death Eaters, a dedicated duck…. The sticks aren’t special….