tijuanabiblestudies:

bookhobbit:

poorlydescribedpterrybooks:

cenedrariva:

femvimes:

Describe the climax of your favorite Discworld book as poorly as possible

I’ll go first:

A berserk man solves a crime by yelling a children’s book underground

A banker/con artist sees a dog with a dildo and it gives him the freedom to confess to his crimes

A little girl fights off fairies by being greedy.

everyone get IN ON THIS

- Exhausted local man whacks a child’s terrifying haunted stick with a halfbrick in a sock and is blasted to another plane of reality for his pains

- A cranky old woman torments some vampires by not drinking a cup of tea

- Respectable young lady threatens some men and sort of discovers swearing, accidental reporter discovers his father is an even worse person than he thought

A group of women infiltrate an enemy base by convincing the guards that they are, in fact, women. Which they are.