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Writing Prompts
- “I am not here to kill you! I’m here for bread!”
- “Listen up! I hate all of y'all! That’s it. That’s my announcement.”
- “Sometimes you just gotta dance.”
- “If there was ever a time to start running, now would be it.”
- “Incase you haven’t heard, there is a bounty on your head.”
- “Maybe it’s a pun? Ever thought about that?”
- “Now, how could I forget you?”
- “Have you ever seen a raging Pomeranian? Yeah. Thought so.”
- “Do you think werewolves like ice cream?”
- “If I did die, I only have one regret, and it’s not flipping you off more when I had the chance.”
- “You’re a good friend, I hope you know that.”
- “No offense, but didn’t you just say we weren’t gonna be violent?”
- “Did you bring the blood bags?”
- “Well, let me see here, the only thing I could diagnose you with is idiocy.”
- “I just want to fall in love.”
- “Cake? In this dire time? Yeah, sure, why not? We all die anyway.”
- “Floor it!”
- “Well aren’t you special?”
- “From here on out, you shall call me -.”
- “I never wanted to die, but to be immortal, that sounds awful too. Paying taxes? Forever? Nah.”
- “Living with 7 dogs really opens your eyes to a lot of things.”
- “For the most part, I am, in fact, an idiot. But I fully admit to it, which should count for something.”
- “Did you actually buy that shirt?”
- “Where did you find a potato? Where? Look where we are! There shouldn’t be a potato here!”
- “How come it’s never, ‘let’s explore the ice cream section’? Or ‘let’s try and find the cutest dog’? It’s always something horrible. Why?”
