slowmopokes:

A fair fight in-

Skyrim: The enemy is stuck on a piece of furniture, you have a few dozen spells, an enchanted bow, 2000 dragonbone arrows and you can shout at people to kill them. Have fun!

Terraria: The boss monster has 4 phases, each with different attacks and stats. You have health potions, but they’re on cooldown. However, you can build the arena where you’ll fight the boss! Add some spikes!

Fallout: The enemy is a giant lizard-monster with insanely sharp claws. But you have a portable mini-nuke launcher and 35 stimpaks, so you’re fine.

Bioshock: There’s a hulking monster with a drill for a hand rushing at you! Shoot some bees at it. (Also you have a gun)

Dishonored: You can teleport and stop time, but good luck if you get noticed!

Dark Souls: the f**k is a “fair fight”?? lol just try again