“No! Please! I’ll tell you whatever you want to know!” the man yelled.
“Really?” said Vimes. “What’s the orbital velocity of the moon?”
“What?”
“Oh, you’d like something simpler?”– Sir Samuel Vimes | Terry Pratchett, Night Watch
close-to-the-edge12 liked this 
ladyvyola liked this 
salt-silver-andvibranium reblogged this from northchef salt-silver-andvibranium liked this 
northchef reblogged this from theshepherdscrown northchef liked this 
chocolatepersonallama reblogged this from discworldtour 
thinking-in-monochrome reblogged this from discworldtour 
myownknight liked this 
corvidsarecool liked this 
beccatumbles reblogged this from dulce-de-leche-go 
susanwroteapoem liked this 
panalegs27 liked this 
wynkenblynken liked this 
hufflepuffscantrelate liked this 
dulce-de-leche-go reblogged this from thinking-in-monochrome dulce-de-leche-go liked this 
asterisk395 liked this 
damnsmartblueboxes liked this 
birondragon liked this 
instrumentumdomini liked this 
boredlittleduckling liked this 
youhavenoideahowmuchihatethis reblogged this from discworldtour 
jbluphin liked this 
skyfiresibs liked this 
bluebeirry liked this 
dumbhero liked this 
cant-even-throw-straight liked this 
newmidnightmayor liked this 
zedalpha reblogged this from discworld-headcanons zedalpha liked this 
sol-martell liked this 
rugessnome liked this 
readerininvisiblewritings reblogged this from discworld-headcanons 
mylilstormcloud reblogged this from speedy-the-sassy-quid-kid mylilstormcloud liked this 
speedy-the-sassy-quid-kid reblogged this from discworld-headcanons 
fakesurprise liked this 
prettyprettydovahkiin reblogged this from discworld-headcanons 
deliinii liked this 
pambwitch liked this 
butlericfy liked this 
blommowitch reblogged this from discworldtour 
sothaa-sil reblogged this from terrypratchet 
imzoruaok reblogged this from passi0nlip imzoruaok liked this 
keeep-beach-city-weird liked this 
passi0nlip reblogged this from discworldtour 
discworldtour posted this