Welcome to the Skellingcorner, tumblr home of a 25 yo weirdo from Luxembourg.
Blog may contain : Films, Series, Books, Games, and the usual weird stuff. Feel free to come and say hi !
Background Illustrations provided by: http://edison.rutgers.edu/
Reblogged from fandonetrash  333,402 notes

carry-on-my-otp:

thassalia:

vintar:

katschy:

vintar:

thegoodfightingdoctor:

vintar:

i used to get self-conscious over the smallest things but friends let me tell you that today i had to smuggle a furious 8ft python onto the bus during the school rush and not a single person noticed. not one. if people don’t care enough to notice a shopping bag writhing and seething with barely-contained reptilian hatred then i promise you that no-one will pay any attention to that blemish you’re fretting about or how you’ve done your hair

Question, why are you bringing a 8 ft python into a public bus? You know that this reptile can kill anyone inside there?

buddy she’s a snake not a flying death tentacle

snakes are not evil killers out for blood, and length doesn’t mean lethality! my biggest guy is 11 ft– if i have him around my neck, both his face and his tail touch the floor– and even his species struggles to take down anything bigger than a small-to-medium dog

the worst damage that my 8fter is capable of is when she decides to do an impression of a blood-pressure cuff and makes my arm go a bit purple, and even that’s just when i humour her dreams of being big and scary and let her squeeze her hardest before i unwind her like a bratty garden hose

as long as you’re not some sort of magical tumblring rat, you’re fine

Okay, I gotta ask…

1. Why was she angry?

2. Where were you taking her on the bus? Is there a leash-free snake park where you live?

I need to know.

1. she’s a cranky ass in general, but her mood was absolutely not improved by eating a bit of a snake hook, getting stuffed in a sack, experiencing an hour of adelaide’s finest public transport, and having a vet jam a tube into her stomach

2. i think all of australia is technically a leash-free snake park tbh

I am so glad there was follow up on this post explaining why the snake was on the bus!!!

We should have guessed this was in Australia

  1. isoldmysoulforaklondikebar reblogged this from garrettauthor
  2. scattered-storyteller reblogged this from tigeresssa
  3. anonthemagical reblogged this from wearenotalone92 and added:
    the real reason why aliens are afraid of us. Snakes man. and australia.
  4. tanniri reblogged this from citrusfluegel
  5. super-nova-of-art reblogged this from wecanbe-heroes
  6. introvertedmermaid reblogged this from rednailpolishqueen
  7. sheiswrappedinrainbows reblogged this from thespacebetween1
  8. hagarthelizard reblogged this from hagarthelizard
  9. camykazee reblogged this from tigeresssa
  10. itsy-bitsy-gwen reblogged this from unpretty
  11. galip-99-blog reblogged this from humans-are-seriously-weird
  12. holographheart reblogged this from perfectlikeacircle
  13. tigeresssa reblogged this from tigeresssa
  14. jpurnalinspo reblogged this from angler-mangler
  15. jobpm reblogged this from distinguishedtimemachinechaos
  16. orig-suckamunch reblogged this from sterw
  17. love-with-four-paws reblogged this from coolpotat
  18. beefyned reblogged this from sterw
  19. alexfierrroo reblogged this from gargoylesandgoodies
  20. perfectlikeacircle reblogged this from distinguishedtimemachinechaos
  21. hi-im-liu reblogged this from conbuzzled
  22. vintar posted this