athenasdragon:

i-forgot-adam:

itsallintheeyeofthebeholder:

athenasdragon:

I wish that book reviews were presented the same way as fanfiction reviews:

“AFHAKFHDKFHAKHFADSKFHKDFDKJHFKJAD” –The New York Times

“OMG I CANT EVEN WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO THEM” –The Wall Street Journal

“you asshole im crying now” –NPR

“AHH THAT WAS SO CUTE THANK YOU! I’ll publish that book I said I’d write for you like next week, I’m a little busy right now but I LOVE THIS” –Sarah Dessen

Wow I would actually read reviews

But what if it was the other way round tho

“Few would think that the pacing of a thriller could mesh so well with a romance, but xXcastiel69Xx has masterfully woven together the two plots into one cohesive story. Cliffhangers and an erratic update schedule leave you guessing at every turn. All in all, this is a must-read story that is sure to go down as a fandom classic.”

- SwoopingIsGood