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Nanny Ogg:
Talk to him, that’s what friends do.
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Granny Weatherwax:
Nope. I’m gonna wait ’til I’m on my deathbed, get in the last word, and then die immediately.
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Nanny Ogg:
That’s your plan for dealing with this?
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Granny Weatherwax:
That’s my plan for dealing with everything. I have seventy-seven arguments I’m going to win that way.