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Posted 22, January, 2017
  • Vetinari:

    You have two cows. You convince them they will better off with you alive and in control than not.

  • Sam Vimes:

    You have two cows. They are probably guilty of something. Loitering, probably.

  • Young Sam:

    Where are your cows? Those goes "baah." Those are sheep. They are not your cows.

  • Moist von Lipwig:

    You steal two cows. You convince everyone they are made of gold and sell them for a fortune. You get arrested and become Minister of Agriculture.

  • Tiffany Aching:

    You have two cows. An elf tries to steal them and you hit it with a frying pan.

  • Nac Mac Feegle:

    Someone has two cows. You steal them, then fight them, then fight yourself. You win.

  • Rincewind:

    You run away from cows.

  • Unseen University:

    You have two cows. One is caught up in a magical accident and is now a chair. The other has become a professor.

  • Sybil Ramkin:

    You have many cows. They aren't dragons, so you don't care. You have 37 dragons.

  • Nanny Ogg:

    You have a cow and a bull. You enjoy explaining how they will make more cows.

  • Granny Weatherwax:

    You wish Gytha would stop explaining how you get cows.

  • King Verence:

    You try to create an economic plan for your country based on bovine products; your people are too busy listening to Nanny Ogg.

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