Date guys who are taller than you. Date protective guys. Date guys with a giant army of orcs and an unquenchable desire for the one ring. Date Sauron.
don’t date sauron.
wow Silmarillion fandom it’s great to see you
yeah, we don’t appear much
Mostly in the appendices
can I date Ancalagon the Black
look as long as you don’t date Fëanor you’re probably doing all right tbh
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