Reblogged from abschaumno1
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So I know in the film version of the hobbit they had a v dramatic and tragic version of Far Over the Misty Mountains but never forget that I played thorin oakenshield in a stage version when I was 10 and we sang it to the YMCA song.
To clarify, it went:
Far over! The misty mountains cold
To dungeons! Deep and caverns old
We must a! Way ere break of day to
Seek! The! Pale! En! Chan! Ted!
Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold!
We’re gonna go defeat
S M A U G
We’re gonna go defeat..Etc
I also got in trouble for stabbing smaug in the eye by accident
And Gollum was a girl in a wet suit and flippers.