Welcome to the Skellingcorner, tumblr home of a 25 yo weirdo from Luxembourg.
Blog may contain : Films, Series, Books, Games, and the usual weird stuff. Feel free to come and say hi !
Background Illustrations provided by: http://edison.rutgers.edu/
Reblogged from abschaumno1  44,032 notes
Posted 7, December, 2016

nyxelestia:

brainsforbabyjesus:

I have seen a number of harry potter posts that go something like, “If there was magic and wizards in (country) they’d _____.”  Usually there are also long discussions that go along with these about how each country deals with the statute of secrecy.

And all I can think is, Canada wouldn’t even bother trying to enforce the statute of secrecy. Because what is the point? How would you even know if it was a magic thing or just a Canada thing?

Is that guy just taking a regular old moose through a drive thru to get coffee or is it animagus?

Was that prime minister crazy or did he actually talk to ghosts?

How do you steal 20 000 litres of maple syrup? Trucks or portkeys?

The minister of immigration formally gave Santa Claus citizenship and a passport.

House hippos.

All magic would do to Canada is make the internet about 90% more sure that Canada isn’t a real place.

That would explain a few things.

image
  1. loveiswhistles reblogged this from brainsforbabyjesus
  2. king-foxie reblogged this from ant-you-want-ant
  3. ant-you-want-ant reblogged this from ejwolfyxd
  4. ejwolfyxd reblogged this from brainsforbabyjesus
  5. crackmonkeytrash reblogged this from acecase
  6. backupreboot reblogged this from riversounds
  7. walking-on-gallows-ground reblogged this from saltydorkling
  8. salamanderink reblogged this from saltydorkling
  9. crystal-warrior reblogged this from saltydorkling
  10. saltydorkling reblogged this from vallisagarwaen
  11. vallisagarwaen reblogged this from neutralchaos1
  12. percyjacksonatthedisco reblogged this from krishnath
  13. stufftoshowsweeny reblogged this from nyxelestia
  14. llewellyn-lionheart reblogged this from ladyruetha
  15. hypnoricebunny reblogged this from ladyruetha
  16. thestoryofaslut reblogged this from copperheron
  17. copperheron reblogged this from lyinar and added:
    So for people from places that aren’t Canada…
  18. lyinar reblogged this from ladyruetha
  19. ladyruetha reblogged this from sleepwithgiggli and added:
    @copperheron
  20. sleepwithgiggli reblogged this from emilianadarling
  21. brainsforbabyjesus posted this