the weirdest shit that’s come out of aussie parliament
- “you’re such a cunt” “the minister will refer to people by their correct titles.”
- that time the prime minister wasn’t there so they brought a cardboard cutout of him and leaned it on his seat and everyone cheered
- pauline pantsdown
- the fucking misogyny speech is legendary
- “howard djs like a mad cunt”
- when they banned the security guards from calling people “mate” and it basically shut down parliament while everyone yelled about how this was unacceptable
- when the prime minister got out-debated by fourteen-year-olds
- when our prime minister ate two raw onions??? and then when he got fired we put them outside our doors in memory of his shittiness
- “it’s time that Pistol and Boo buggered off back to the United States”
- the world’s shortest press release
- this guy just straight up poured crude oil on his hands to prove a point
- “AbbotLovesAnal”
- this is our opposition leader???????