i came up with a few more:

• ‘HOW DARE YOU ATTACK THE SON OF ODIN!’
• copy + paste exactly what they said to you
• reply in a foreign language
• a quote from 50 shades of gray
• 8-)

Also

• Use this gif:

• new phone who dis
  

Okay…sounds fake but okay

Gorilla warfare

“Look it’s my biggest fan! I love it when you stop by sweaty :’)”

“Mhm..nice, and can you please continue with your lovely story?”

“Oh, well, lemme grab a quick snack and we can continue this mmkay?”

“OH WOW OH BOY ANON HATE THIS IS GREAT LOOK AT THIS PERSON!! WOW THIS IS COOL!!!!”

“And do you actually think I care?”

-Go off on a rant about how much you love a certain fandom

-talk about something gross

-try to give them some cool facts

-tell them you love them

-laugh

-make a very funny scene

-treat their ask as if it’s one of the best compliments you’ve ever recieved ever.

-educate them on the importance of being nice to people especially in this generation

-give them an inspirational speech