soundingonlyatnightasyousleep:
If Hugh Jackman can deadlift 405 pounds, he shouldn’t have settled merely for Marius. He could’ve picked up Enjolras as well. You know what, add Eponine. Street gamines can’t possibly weigh that much. Man let’s just add the whole of Les Amis (including Gavroche). It’s Hugh Jackman. He can take it.
“yes my child I forgot what your booby of a young man looks like so please pick one from the pile”
*tries to subtly tilt the more sensible looking ones towards cosette*
#cosette this one is dressed so well and clearly has some money because you need good tailoring for short-torso waistcoats #this one has excellent hands accustomed to hard work and I think his was that astonishing yellow hat #A++ would recommend #this one reeks of alcohol and sarcasm but sleeps well so there is that #this one could fit in your pocket #this one seems perpetually confused but is apparently really good with bandages and also the one who could fit in your pocket #meanwhile this one seems sensitive but prone to drug-addled flights of … something #I don’t even know cosette this really isn’t my thing but I am trying to help here #and this one had broken glass an enemies list and something that looked like a human spleen in his pockets #would not recommend #this one is rather hot to the touch with revolutionary fervor #and I mean if that’s your thing hey I wouldn’t stop you #but he might #oh wait there’s one more here at the bottom of the pile #monsieur pistol-for-every-pocket #you might enjoy that one if you can keep from hitting him upside the head with one of your music books #really the biggest takeaway on that one besides the heavy personal artillery is the strong scent of coffee and intelligence #bit shouty but #we pick our battles amirite cosette #look honestly anyone might be better than this addled stalker penguin #I am just saying (via maraschinocheri)
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