Aries the bitchass dragon that refuses to land and fight fair

Taurus a mudcrab pretending to be a rock

Gemini that quest where you get drunk with Sanguine and wake up in Markarth

Cancer that bowl you accidentally picked up when you meant to grab the alchemy ingredient

Leo that dog in Riverwood that's named Stump

Virgo Brynjolf's accent

Libra the sound that nirnroot makes

Scorpio that one little girl in Whiterun who wants to fight everyone

Sagittarius the wabbajack

Capricorn that inexplicable need to try and jump up mountains instead of using the designated path

Aquarius the bards that don't sing but instead randomly whip out a drum

Pisces that scatterbrained court wizard in Riften