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Aries:
the bitchass dragon that refuses to land and fight fair
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Taurus:
a mudcrab pretending to be a rock
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Gemini:
that quest where you get drunk with Sanguine and wake up in Markarth
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Cancer:
that bowl you accidentally picked up when you meant to grab the alchemy ingredient
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Leo:
that dog in Riverwood that's named Stump
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Virgo:
Brynjolf's accent
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Libra:
the sound that nirnroot makes
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Scorpio:
that one little girl in Whiterun who wants to fight everyone
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Sagittarius:
the wabbajack
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Capricorn:
that inexplicable need to try and jump up mountains instead of using the designated path
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Aquarius:
the bards that don't sing but instead randomly whip out a drum
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Pisces:
that scatterbrained court wizard in Riften
