Ok, but … why the hell is the show called Strictly Come Dancing ? I mean, what were people getting up to on the dance floor ?

Judge : “Greg, no, Greg, you can’t just start baking an Apfelstrudel on the floor, that’s not how this works !”

Judge : “Mildred this is not a knitting contest ! “

Judge : “Good grief, James, we’ve been through this before : hokey pokey = yes, hankey panky = NO! We just dance here, nothing more… DANCE, Okay ? Strictly dancing on the dancefloor !“