Aries "No it's not Eric, it's your DOOM. STOP SQUIRMING!"

Taurus "Ha ha ha...great. A firing squad. I just hit murder bingo!"

Gemini "See ya, kiddo!"

Cancer "So. Much. Pain. Why am i still conscious... I don't understand"

Leo "I don't know what I should be more afraid of. The oversised piece of crap that belches fire... or the rocket launcher she's holding."

Virgo "Vaughn, did you get stung by bees? Cause you're looking swollll"

Libra "I will name my first born, Loader Bot"

Scorpio "FACE! FACE! HIS FACE HAS NO FACE!"

Sagittarius "You want my name? My name's Ten Million Dollars for all you should care"

Capricorn "A good pair of socks is an often overlooked detail of a gentleman's wardrobe"

Aquarius "Bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro-"

Pisces "Wow... I cried... so much"