Reblogged from joelmiller-deactivated20160329
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Aries:
"No it's not Eric, it's your DOOM. STOP SQUIRMING!"
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Taurus:
"Ha ha ha...great. A firing squad. I just hit murder bingo!"
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Gemini:
"See ya, kiddo!"
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Cancer:
"So. Much. Pain. Why am i still conscious... I don't understand"
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Leo:
"I don't know what I should be more afraid of. The oversised piece of crap that belches fire... or the rocket launcher she's holding."
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Virgo:
"Vaughn, did you get stung by bees? Cause you're looking swollll"
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Libra:
"I will name my first born, Loader Bot"
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Scorpio:
"FACE! FACE! HIS FACE HAS NO FACE!"
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Sagittarius:
"You want my name? My name's Ten Million Dollars for all you should care"
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Capricorn:
"A good pair of socks is an often overlooked detail of a gentleman's wardrobe"
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Aquarius:
"Bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro-"
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Pisces:
"Wow... I cried... so much"