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kumateddi:

Person: What do you and your friends talk about online

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#food
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Haben Girma is the first deaf-blind student to graduate from Harvard Law Schooltheyoungempire.com
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#food #art
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milesphoenix:

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lastwaterbender:

I like in the Fellowship of the Rings where they are standing outside the big ass door with the riddle “Speak friend and enter” thing. 

And then they’re like, what’s friend in elvish and Legolas just stands there and says nothing.

Frodo: *looks at Gandalf*

Everyone else: *looks at Legolas*

Legolas: [internally] fuck you, in Eregion they spoke a COMPLETELY DIFFERENT kind of elvish, I grew up with like ten different dialects of silvan, this word is pronounced differently in every one of them, this sindarin and my sindarin probably wouldn’t even be a little bit compatible, who fucking knows the door might want it in Quenya, you know what it’s probably in Khuzdul, that’s the kind of language you’d want a password to be in, the one nobody knows, fuck they’re all looking at me I don’t know this there are dozens of different languages spoken by elves you stupid fucks

Legolas: [externally] silence

Gandalf: “…Mellon”

Everyone: *thinks Legolas is stupid*

This is officially one of my favorite tumblr posts.

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“Fear is a strange soil. It grows obedience like corn, which grow in straight lines to make weeding easier. But sometimes it grows the potatoes of defiance, which flourish underground.”—Terry Pratchett - Small Gods (via terrypratchettparadise)
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“Taxation is just a sophisticated way of demanding money with menaces”—Night Watch (Terry Pratchett)
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this website has destroyed my sense of humour, last night i was in bed with my bf and i had a mental image of an egg with the word suspicious written on it and honestly lost my shit

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#dogs #food
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“But the Duchess had no common sense, probably because it was, well, too common.”—Terry Pratchett, I Shall Wear Midnight
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