wingardiumleviosaurus:

You: Daddy Longlegs

Me, an intellectual: Father Elongated Appendages

rallythedead:

The only thing flat earthers have to fear… is sphere itself

yourbrothershotfriend:

foxy-mulder:

this is the most powerful image on the internet.. reblog to join the circle

Reblog to destroy all evil energies in your life

chromolume:

i saw goody proctor kissing santa claus

nothingcanbreakthemapart:

seanconneraille:

koyotte:

caputdraconis:

european privilege is no commercials during eurovision

but I need to pee

that’s why there are ballads

last time i did that during a ballad i came back and the piano was on fire NEVER AGAIN

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On the first day of Hogswatch, my Grandpa gave to me: 

Albert dressed as a pixie

On the second day of Hogswatch, my Grandpa gave to me:

Two unhelpful hints,

and Albert dressed as a pixie

On the third day of Hogswatch, my Grandpa gave to me:

Three dangerous presents,

Two unhelpful hints,

and Albert dressed as a pixie

On the fourth day of Hogswatch, my Grandpa gave to me:

Four brand-new gods

Three dangerous presents,

Two unhelpful hints,

and Albert dressed as a pixie

On the fifth day of Hogswatch, my Grandpa gave to me:

Fiiiiive Auditooooooors

Four brand-new gods

Three dangerous presents,

Two unhelpful hints,

and Albert dressed as a pixie

On the sixth day of Hogswatch, my Grandpa gave to me:

Six Assassins scheming

Fiiiiive Auditooooooors

Four brand-new gods

Three dangerous presents,

Two unhelpful hints,

and Albert dressed as a pixie

On the seventh day of Hogswatch, my Grandpa gave to me:

Seven cures for hangovers

Six Assassins scheming

Fiiiiive Auditooooooors

Four brand-new gods

Three dangerous presents,

Two unhelpful hints,

and Albert dressed as a pixie

On the eight day of Hogswatch, my Grandpa gave to me:

Eight Wizards feasting

Seven cures for hangovers

Six Assassins scheming

Fiiiiive Auditooooooors

Four brand-new gods

Three dangerous presents,

Two unhelpful hints,

and Albert dressed as a pixie

On the ninth day of Hogswatch, my Grandpa gave to me:

Nine guards a-dying

Eight Wizards feasting

Seven cures for hangovers

Six Assassins scheming

Fiiiiive Auditooooooors

Four brand-new gods

Three dangerous presents,

Two unhelpful hints,

and Albert dressed as a pixie

On the tenth day of Hogswatch, my Grandpa gave to me:

Ten thousand pork pies*

Nine guards a-dying

Eight Wizards feasting

Seven cures for hangovers

Six Assassins scheming

Fiiiiive Auditooooooors

Four brand-new gods

Three dangerous presents,

Two unhelpful hints,

and Albert dressed as a pixie

*and a turnip that was pork pie shaped.

On the eleventh day of Hogswatch, my Grandpa gave to me:

Eleven nightmares scaring

Ten thousand pork pies*

Nine guards a-dying

Eight Wizards feasting

Seven cures for hangovers

Six Assassins scheming

Fiiiiive Auditooooooors

Four brand-new gods

Three dangerous presents,

Two unhelpful hints,

and Albert dressed as a pixie

*and a turnip that was pork pie shaped.

On the twelfth day of Hogswatch, my Grandpa gave to me:

+++ A Twelve Ram Skull Processor +++

Eleven nightmares scaring

Ten thousand pork pies*

Nine guards a-dying

Eight Wizards feasting

Seven cures for hangovers

Six Assassins scheming

Fiiiiive Auditooooooors

Four brand-new gods

Three dangerous presents,

Two unhelpful hints,

and Albert dressed as a pixie

*and a turnip that was pork pie shaped.

macabrekawaii:

raptorific:

Honestly I agree with the theory that Kyle’s birth name is Ben Organa and that Han took Leia’s last name but I disagree that it’s just because Alderaan is matriarchal, like, A. you’d better believe Han would’ve taken Leia’s last name no matter how patriarchal her culture was, and 2. Solo is the name of a notorious criminal with all sorts of bounties on his head, but Organa is a name associated with royalty, meaning Han could show up in sweatpants at any restaurant in the republic and get a table for Han and Chewie Organa without a reservation

Can we discuss that in this Chewie, also, has taken the name Organa 

ladies-n-germs:

greatjaggi:

A sword that screams whenever you swing it, and the volume is directly tied with how fast its swung

Finally, a good post

snarry-splitpea:

snakeassassins:

one thing that’s always bothered me about most people’s depiction of Holmes’s usage of cocaine is that most people in Victorian England were only just beginning to realize how badly it affected people???

like tbh I feel like a better modern equivalent would just be Holmes dumping a five hour energy into his fifth cup of coffee while Watson, a trained medical professional, stares at him in horror

I’ve always thought this

This post is my new favorite