The Skellingcorner

casinoangel:

Isnt it amazing how beautiful people are. Like just look at anyone and study them and their features and how their lips tort and eyes glisten and how their hair falls or sticks or lays. How their eyebrows flex and the way their arms fold, how expressive their hands are. The way their body moves and how their chest rises and falls so subtley with their pulse. People are beautiful even if we dont find them attractive. The fact that they’re a living being is unbelievably magnificent.

whendaybreaks:

nicolasandthecage:

when i erase a word with a pencil where does it go

are you okay

asd-yuurikatsuki:

wolferen:

my mom has a friend who has a failed program-service dog and he’s literally my favorite creature

He’s a really smart lab, he learned all the commands, but he just has an affinity for doing them whenever he wants

So this lady’s dog literally turns on-off lights, opens doors, opens the fridge, etc… at his own wishes.

Her house looks like its baby-proofed, with kid safe locks on everything and stuff, but really she just has a dog that’s learned all the mobility service dog commands but has a mind of his own.

Chaotic Good Boy

eustace-h-plimsoll:

dysfunctionalunit:

eustace-h-plimsoll:

It’s so important that Sam Vimes cries

(and the other men of Discworld but let’s focus on Vimes)

Your classic grizzled, working-class, ex-alcoholic copper who’s been through a whole load of shit and is tough and nasty as fuck…. 

and we see him cry. Multiple times. 

Because crying is normal and natural no matter who you are and it doesn’t make you less of anything.

Sam vimes is a subversion of every cynical-old-cop trope ever. Alcoholic (sorry, a /drunk/) but manages to stay sober no matter how bad shit gets. He not only gets the girl in the end, he keeps her and is devoted to her and doesn’t ever put his work before his child (not even when chasing down criminals). And Sam Vimes, rough and tumble, scarred and always always running and chasing and being chased, cries. He doesn’t just cry in private where no one can see him, he cries openly, in front of his wife, in front of his officers, in front of his enemies (granted, he was also swinging an axe and yelling about where his cow was at the time and everyone was confused and scared of him, but still). And no matter how old and cynical Sam Vimes gets, he’s still that idealistic 16 year old kid that cried in front of his sergeant in the house of pain and on the barracades somewhere deep down.

I think Vimes grows perhaps more than any of Pratchett’s characters other than possibly Death? and this is why I love him so muchhe’s scared and damaged and he has seen things that a man should not wot of but he grows gdi because he is at the core a good man (and he contrasts so well with Granny in that who is always fighting to not be the not-good one) who does not know when he’s beaten and I think there can be nothing more terrifying to an enemy than that a good man who is open to growth  (via @wapwani)

#YES THIS! #ALSO THE THING ABOUT TOXIC MASCULINITY IS IT TENDS TO BE RIGID AND NOT LET OTHER VIEWPOINTS IN #AND THERE ARE TIMES IN THE SERIES WERE VIMES HOLDS PREJUDICED OPINIONS ABOUT OTHER SPECIES ETC #BUT ALTHOUGH HE MIGHT GRUMBLE ABOUT IT ALL INITIALLY #HAVING TO ADD DWARVES AND TROLLS TO THE WATCH AND THE UNDEAD #HE ACTUALLY GETS ON BOARD PRETTY FAST AND HE OPENS HIMSELF UP TO HAVING NEW OFFICERS THAT HE MIGHT NOT HAVE THOUGHT OF IN THE PAST #ALSO HE RECOGNISES HE WAS UNFAIR AND PREJUDICED AND MAKES SURE TO MAKE A POINT OF DEFENDING NOT ONLY HIS OFFICERS #BUT THE SPECIES ETC THEY COME FROM TO THOSE WHO HOLD ENTRENCHED PREJUDICED VIEWS #AND BECAUSE HE ACCEPTS HE WAS WRONG AND THE WATCH DEVELOPS AND MOVES FORWARD AND BECOMES MORE OF A PRESENCE #IN THE CITY AND VIMES CONTINUES TO GROW AS A CHARACTER AND A PERSON THROUGHOUT EACH OF THE NOVELS HE IS IN #WHEN WE SEE HIM IN SNUFF THERE IS LESS OF THE INITIAL DISTRUST OF OTHER SPECIES FOR EXAMPLE #HE IS MUCH MORE WILLING TO DISTRUST THE NOBILITY THAN THE GOBLINS #HE CONTINUALLY GROWS AND CHANGES EVEN IF HE IS STILL THE SMALL GRUMBLY EX-ALCOHOLIC WE ALL KNOW AND LOVE (via @pygmyhippos)

YOU GUYS!! <333

zincmind:

“Keep it away from me!” shouted his lordship.
William shook his head.
“Oh, yes?” said Otto, still advancing. “You think I am an it? Vell, let me act like an it.”
He grabbed Lord de Worde’s jacket and held him up in the air, with one hand, at arms length.
“Ve have people like you back home.” he said. “Zey are the vuns who tell the mob vot to do. I come here to Ankh-Morpork, zey tell me things are different, but really it is alvays the same. Alvays zere are damn people like you!”
- Terry Pratchett, The Truth