Imagine one of those vampires that spent a few decades napping and now they’re trying to catch up as best they can so they’re in a library looking through years of old magazines and overhear some middle-schooler discussing her project about the moon-landing and they’re like “WHAT!!!”
“You have to tell me everything about this!!!”
A confused but enthusiastic sixth-grader unfolds her trifold poster board and tells an absolutely captivated 3000 year old man-eater about the space race.
More like “I LITERALLY HAVENT EVEN GOTTEN THROUGH THE RECONSTRUCTION ERA PLEASE TAG SPOILERS”
I’M!!
“Have you gotten to Franz Ferdinand being shot yet?” An Austrian Vampire, angrily looking up from a ninth-grade history book: “are you FUCKING KIDDING ME??”
“yeah you know…lincoln doesnt get reelected” Vampire: “well why NOT he seems perfectly capable and oooh…oh…”
FRICK
I LOVE THIS SO MUCH
“So, you know pluto isn’t a planet, right?”
*Vampire chucks astronomy book written in 1994 at the person*
Imagine the vampire asking people who killed JFK and they’re all like ‘no one knows’ and the vampire just sighs and says ‘ok I know I said no spoilers but this is just getting ridiculous. someone tell me.”
imagine a vampire who’s absolutely mad about having missed a very specific moment and not really caring about the big picture searching for the one history nerd who might know when that outrageous lipstick they loved was put out of commerce, what happened to that minor theatre company debut, a forgetten artist’s they loved fate, if their friends ever did marry, what happened to that family lineage/where are the heirs now, /what happened to that one small hungarian village who was basically only some houses and mud where the heck did my village go/
While LP has offered us an array of sound on her last few songs, even venturing into hooking electro pop territory, the talented Los Angeles based singer songwriter makes a return to organic earthiness again on beautiful Lost On You. In fact, the anthem nearly has a spaghetti western dustiness to it that matches her extraordinary voice perfectly. Lost On You was produced by Mike Del Rio, who’s from one of my favorite emerging indie pop acts out of Los Angeles right now, POWERS. It’s hard not to be moved by LP’s powerful voice, and this cinematic piece is a spectacularly rousing gem. I’ve yet to see LP live, and I greatly look forward to witnessing her compelling performance someday. Lost On You will be on LP’s forthcoming album, out in 2016 on Vagrant Records.
