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Oh, good, the neighbour has finally acquired a drum kit.
So one of my co-counselors at a middle/elementary school camp I’m working for has a SUPER cool necklace that incites a conversation with nearly every person he meets.
“Is that real?!”
“How do you water it?”
“Where’d…
1. Explaining why Tony rebuilt his suits.
2. Explaining why the Avengers are now working together.
3. Explaining why Steve isn’t still looking for Bucky.
4. Giving Falcon more than a minute of screen time.
5. Developing the father-daughter thing they had going with Fury and Nat.
6. Showing Steve and Tony actually building up a friendship so Civil War will at least have a smidgen of emotional impact.
7. Spending more than a minute on why Tony and Bruce thought Ultron was a good idea (and why they have apparently never seen a sci-fi movie)
8. Having Tony get to talk to the Vision about Jarvis.
9. Vision/Scarlet Witch
10. A Natasha backstory going into her being forced to kill as a child/losing her identity, anything but “I can’t have babies so I’m a monster!”
11. Explaining the media reaction to all this. (We hear they want Bruce arrested, but how do the people feel about the Avengers working without Shield? How is the world responding without Shield?
12. Natasha picking up Mjolnir (don’t tease it and not carry through, Joss).
13. Basically, any scene showing any continuity with Phase 2.
14. Who am I kidding? Basically any other scene. A training sequence. 20 minutes of Falcon baking cookies. An explanation of how Hulk’s pants work. An hour of all of them playing with Clint’s kids. Anything would have been better.
Did they ever reveal how Captain America was thawed? Because I’m picturing a bunch of Shield agents with hair…
Mad Max, What a Lovely Day !
Sou, ët ass also den 7. Mee, an daat héscht ‘Speak your own language day !’ (Schwätz déng éegën Sprooch Daag ?). Ëch wëll mëch schon mol héi béi déenen entschëllegen déi richtëg Lëtzebuergesch schreiwen kënnën. Ëch gin mer méi gin fir ësou vill Akzenter ëran ze sëtzen ëwéi méiglëch, fir dass ët op mannst ausgesäit ëwéi wann ëch èng Ahnung hätt. Op së richtëg sin ass èng aaner Saach.
Ëch wëll mëch och béi méngën Matbewunnerinnen entschëllëgën, déi wäertën haut nët vill verstoen.
BUT WE ALSO KNOW THAT A SIGNIFICANT PART OF TUMBLR USERS ARE NOT NATIVE SPEAKERS
Here’s the deal: my first language is Italian. I know plenty of people on this website whose first language is Italian. Nevertheless, when we’re interacting with each other…
The Hobbit is a story about massive introvert who was forced to go outside.
yeah and look at how that turned out for them, friends dead, ring addiction, and your house gets ransacked and sold off.
Terry Pratchett (via mylittlebookofquotes)
#whereas terry pratchett storms in with a flame thrower#burns it to the ground#then sprinkles some of the ashes#on the windowledge of his own fantasy-palace#but only a few ashes mind#just enough to make a little pile#which is just enough to make a satisfying allusion#or perhaps even#if you’re lucky#all the way up to a satisfying *reference*#mostly just to make pretty pattens though#couldn’t you just see terry pratchett wielding a flame thrower?#with a crowd of nac mac feegles behind him#crying OCH AYE DEATH T’THE PATRIARCHY#and other such scottish war chants
Beautiful tags should be preserved.
(via noirandchocolate)
Avengers, Age of Meh…
Crash one more time, I dare you, I double dare you.
